Let's start with the Human death toll. In this theater of the Rhino War, we have: The Rangers vs. The Poachers. Specifically, they army is called South African National Defense Force. This elite crew of crime-fighting superstars scours the savanna in search of evil poachers. The Poachers roam the park on dirt bikes at night with machine guns, hunting in the mud for sleeping Rhinos. Problems arise when the two meet on the open safari plains. It quickly develops to a shoot out, and dumb poachers usually lose. All eleven people shot have been scumbag poachers.
Just how bad is it? Well, there are only 4,240 Black Rhinos and 20,150 White Rhinos left in Africa, with the vast majority living in the once safe National Parks and Reserves of South Africa. And in the Rhinos vs. Poachers theater of war, the Rhinos always lose. We couldn't find any statistics on the number of Poachers the Rhinos have managed to kill, but we doubt they are very high. See, a Rhino's brain is small. In fact, no other animal that size has a smaller-sized brain!