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Wednesday, January 16, 2013


Prince Amadeo

As our faithful readers know, we here at the DUNER BLOG have a special penchant for royalty. And...apparently...so do you!  See, our three blogs on last year's Royal Wedding in London received more pageviews than others.  To continue this trend and to honor every girl's dream of being swept off their feet by a handsome prince...here are our TOP SEVEN AVAILABLE ROYAL HUNKS: 

#7  Prince Amedeo of Belgium. This handsome young man is dripping in Royalty.  According to Wikipedia, he descends from the "Austrian, Belgian, Italian, French, Swedish, Danish, British, Portuguese, Spanish and German royal and imperial families." To accomplish such a feat, all eight of his great-grandparents were in Royal European houses. While debonair, cultured and sexy, he is seventh on our list because he is seventh in line to the Belgian throne...meaning you're not likely to become a queen if you marry him!  

Prince Andrea Casiraghi
#6  Prince Andrea Casiraghi of Monaco.  Unlike Amedeo, if you marry Prince Andrea you are guaranteed to be a Queen.  He's first in line to the throne.  And what a kingdom you'll have---We're talking Monte Carlo, baby!  However, the reason this prince is dropped to sixth on the list is his unstellar personality.  The Paris Paparazzi call him 'enfant terrible' for good reason.  He's broken off three wedding engagements, has a child out of wedlock and his French Driver's License is still revoked for going 200 km/hr on a Lyon Expressway.

Prince Philippos
#5  Prince Philippos of Greece.  In 1967, the Greek Monarchy was abolished by socialists.  Since then, the deposed Royal family has been forced to live in a variety of Roman palaces and Swiss chalets...which is where our prince was raised. Today, the sensitive 27-year-old avoids the limelight and is dedicated to a variety of social causes.  He earned our #5 spot by turning down a reality TV role on Britain's ITV network.  Smart, indeed!  No Royal Prince would dare join the ranks of Fergie and Snooki!

Prince Azim
 #4  Prince Azim of Brunei.  Unlike Philippos, hooking up with this jet-setter is going to be wild!  For the last dozen years, the oil-soaked multi-millionaire has shown he loves to party.  His 30th Birthday affair was the stuff of legends...attended by such A-list celebs as Mariah Carey, Sophia Loren and Joan Collins. Also, it would also be interesting to hear any details about his close friendship with the King of Pop Michael Jackson...legends abound about their misbehavior together.

Prince Adewale
#3  Prince Adewale of Nigeria.  The British hate to acknowledge it, but their empire failed to conquer many African Kingdoms.  Some...like the Sokoto Caliphate...are granted autonomy by the Nigerian Government.  Others...like the Yoruba Kingdom of Emure...exist only ceremonial title.  None of that stops us from loving Adewale, second in line to the Emuri throne.  Not only is he sexy, but he has 387 career tackles for the Chicago Bears.

Crown Prince of Dubai
#2  Crown Prince of Dubai.  Can you say Cha-Ching?  Marrying this prince will definitely get you bling.  See, the House of Al-Falasi technically owns all of the United Arab Emirates...which kinda means you'd own the tallest building in the world, the Burj Dubai!  But, if you marry this prince, you'd better be active.  This prince is an accomplished equestrian, scuba and skydiver.  He gets the #2 spot because he is the only royal bachelor who writes poetry.   

The Winner!!!
 #1  Prince Carl Phillip of Sweden.  At the end of the day, you're gonna have to go to bed with your prince.  This means......well...you know...he'd better be fine!  Without doubt, Prince Carl Philip is the handsomest prince on the list.  Right? Apparently, he is a talented graphic designer and is dedicated in lifetime service to his father King Carl XVI Gustaf...but does that really matter

NOTE: Prince Harry of Wales did not make our List of Royal Bachelors...Way too much baggage!!

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