JAN 25 US CELEBS ARE BECOMING CITIZENS OF AFRICAN NATIONS

JAN 25  US CELEBS ARE BECOMING CITIZENS OF AFRICAN NATIONS

The Ancestry Craze has taken over the USA! Using new tech, people can discover their ancestral past with just a simple oral swipe. It often leads to surprises. Just watch 'Finding Your Roots' on PBS. See, most Americans don't know their true ancestry. We are told we are descendants of French aristocracy or the Italian mafia, etc. as part of family lore. After receiving factual DNA results, we are flabbergasted to see we're actually 90% Slovenian or Lebanese and none of our cherished legends are likely true.

Yet perhaps the most revolutionary aspect of the Ancestry Craze involves African-Americans. At least other groups have an notion...an idea...of where they're from. But for the descendants of the 20 million African slaves brought to the New World, DNA data is a spectacular view into a previously unknown area. Here are three celebs who have embraced their African origins, visited their homelands and then became citizens:

SAMUEL L. JACKSON. (Gabon). This actor actually went on the PBS show and was fascinated to learn that his family is from the Benga People in Gabon. This led to Jackson researching and visiting his ancestral home in Africa. Turned out he loved it! He described his trip as a "journey of discovery." When he returned a year later, Jackson was hailed as a national hero. Gabon's "President" Ali Bongo was on hand and presented the 'Pulp Fiction' star with a shiny new Gabonese passport. Nice!

LUDACRIS (Ghana). The Atlanta rapper-turned-actor is also on the ancestry bandwagon and began researching his heritage. This work took Chris to Ghana. As the sole British colony on Africa's Gold Coast, Ghana is where the majority of the American colonies' slaves came from. As part of Ghana's "Year of Return" ceremonies, Ludacris was one of 125 other international artists of Ghanaian descent to receive citizenship. "I was not born in Africa, but Africa has been born in me." You go, Luda!

TIFFANY HADDISH (Eritrea). Although born in South-Central LA, this comedian's family are recent immigrants from East Africa. When her father passed away last year, Tiffany attended his funeral in Eritrea, his birthplace, for the first time. She was astounded with the natural beauty of the land and the hospitality of the people. Like Jackson, she was celebrated and feted by the government. She now proudly has dual US / Eritrean citizenship. Beautiful!

JAN 17 NATIONS THAT FORBID ALCOHOL

JAN 17  NATIONS THAT FORBID ALCOHOL

One of America's most memorable days occurred one hundred years ago today. January 17, 1920, was the first day of Prohibition. From coast to coast, kegs of beer, casks of wine and barrels of whiskey were ceremoniously dumped into sewers. Thirteen years later, the moral experiment known as the 18th Amendment ended. Today, a handful of Islamic nations still have complete bans on alcohol:

KUWAIT. The Koran specifically forbids followers from consuming alcohol. Worldwide, 95% of Muslims don't drink. Grocery stores don't sell it, restaurants don't serve it. However, in most Islamic countries, non-followers of the Koran are allowed to drink. It is legal for businessmen and tourists to drink, so you'll see booze in airports and select hotels. This is not the case in Kuwait. Strict laws prohibit anyone from having even an ounce of liquor.

LIBYA. Prior to the arrival of Col. Gaddafi in 1969, Libya resembled the other Mediterranean countries. It was blessed with fantastic beaches, quaint coastal ports and phenomenal Greco-Roman ruins. Then the Green Book came and everything changed. Visitors and booze were suddenly forbidden. The current dictatorship has only wrenched up the policy.

SAUDI ARABIA. As the guardian of Mecca, it comes as no surprise that Saudi Arabia has most strict interpretation of Koranic law. Upon arrival, luggage is thoroughly searched. Bottles are confiscated and fines are levied. If you arrive drunk, you aren't allowed in. Once inside the Kingdom, the laws become even more severe. The punishment for selling alcohol? 500 lashes.

INDIA. Most of India has no restrictions on alcohol. However, there are two states that have such extraordinary ordinances they deserve mention. The states of Gujarat and Nagaland implement the death penalty for anyone caught manufacturing any form of booze. Yikes. Bihar recently also became dry, which is notable. With 103 million residents, if Bihar were an independent country it would boast the world's 13th largest population.

The remaining nations with outright bans on booze are: Mauritania, Somalia, Sudan and Yemen.

JAN 11 CONFUSING TIME ZONES EXPLAINED

JAN 11  CONFUSING TIME ZONES EXPLAINED

Happy New Year from the DUNER BLOG! Every New Year's Eve, the staff gets together at the San Francisco HQ to watch each time zone celebrate on the news. It starts at 3:00 am - that's when folks in Samoa light off the very first fireworks. At six, we watch Sydney Harbour awash in colour, then at ten o'clock it's Hong Kong Harbour. The real party starts at 9:00 pm, when the ball drops at Times Square, NYC. During the day, we discover some really curious time zones around the world. Here are five:

SAMOA: UTC +14:00. Up until the year 2011, Samoa was on the last nation to celebrate a new year. See, the island nation is only 100 miles west of the International Date Line. This causes Samoa problems, as they are a day behind their top business partner, Australia. The solution? Bend the date line. Together with neighboring Kiribati, they cancelled December 30th, 2011 and jumped a day forward.

INDIA: UTC +5:30. During colonial times, there were three time zones in India: Two, Bombay Time and Calcutta Time, were an hour apart. The third, Madras Time, is in between these two meridians. Therefore, it was a half hour off. This worked for sailors, but when railways crisscrossed India it became a problem. People didn't know if a train was on Bombay, Madras or Calcutta time. So it was decided India would have ONE time zone. Logically, the one in the middle was the one selected. A nation is allowed to choose their time zone, and it's stuck around ever since.

NEPAL: UTC + 5:45. Travelers joke it's best not to observe India's half-hour time zone. Why? Because Indians are always thirty minutes late! So does that mean that the Nepalese...the only country in the world with a 45 minute increment...are even later than Indians?? Nope. It's because the Kingdom has always set their watches around when it's noon at Gaurishankar, a sacred Himalayan peak.

CHINA: UTC + 8:00. The People's Republic likes things uniform, so it comes as no surprise they too only have one time zone. The problem is that the PRC is much larger than India. For comparison, the 48 contiguous US states is the same size as China. However, we have four time zones. As expected, one gigantic time zone creates odd occurrences. For example, in summer, the sun sets a midnight in Xinjiang. As a quiet protest, the Uighur people who live there use common sense and adhere to their actual time zone.

NEWFOUNDLAND: UTC -3:30. The Western Hemisphere has surprisingly normal time zones, logically following lines of latitude. Except for Newfoundland. Like India, they are a half hour off. It too dates to the British colonial period, when the ports of St. John's were thirty minutes ahead of Quebec. When time zones were first drawn up in 1885, Newfoundland was not part of Canada and chose to keep their zone. The independent-minded colony was the last province to join Canada in 1933. Despite pressure from Ottawa, they grudgingly keep their odd time zone.

DEC 21 MACAU CELEBRATES 20 YEARS OF CHINESE RULE

DEC 21  MACAU CELEBRATES 20 YEARS OF CHINESE RULE

Unless you've been living under a rock all year long, you've heard about the protests in Hong Kong. For the last six months, a million people have taken to the streets to protest the People's Republic of China's ridiculous 'One Country, Two Systems' policy of rule. Yet a mere 65 kilometers away in Macau, this same system is thriving. This was evident yesterday, with President Xi on hand to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the handover.

Although not nearly as famous as her colonial cousin, Macau is actually much older. It was established in 1513 by Portuguese explorer Jorge Alvares...300 years before the British first sailed into Hong Kong Harbor. However, while England instituted positive policies in Hong Kong, like Common Law and self-rule...the Portuguese were different. Macau existed only as a trading center. While enterprising Brits flocked to Hong Kong, only a handful of Portuguese citizens moved to Macau.

This disparity was also on display when the two colonies were returned to the PRC in the 1990's. Hong Kong witnessed a mass migration back to the UK, with many corporations relocating as well. Meanwhile, folks in Macau welcomed the Chinese with open arms. Neglected by Lisbon for 442 years, the colony had slid economically, with a below average standard of living.

Things have changed dramatically. Today, Macau bests the third highest GDP worldwide, trailing only Luxembourg and Switzerland. How did this occur? Mega-casinos, that's how! For decades, Macau was a tough and seedy port city, lined with bars and taverns. At the heart of this was the Casino Lisboa. When the PRC took over in 1999, they decided to develop the gaming industry and the results have been stupendous.

In short, the lessons learned by the two SAR's (Special Administrative Regions) is simple. Once the seed of liberty is planted, it grows. Hong Kong was granted Common Law and individual freedoms by the British. Two centuries later, citizens refuse to give them away. However, four centuries of oppressive Portuguese rule in Macau resulted in acrimony and a desire to change. Today, the only signs of Portuguese rule are a handful of Catholic churches and street names.

DEC 14 SAUDI ARABIA GIVES WOMEN MORE RIGHTS

DEC 14  SAUDI ARABIA GIVES WOMEN MORE RIGHTS

The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia lifted another restriction regarding women's rights. On Monday, a press secretary for Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman announced that Saudi restaurants will no longer be required to have separate entrances for men and women. Instead of the government mandating the policy, gender separation will be up to the businesses themselves. It's big news: Now families and couples can sit at the same table when they go out to eat.

The move is one of many sweeping reforms instituted by the rigid Middle Eastern nation. Although King Salman al Saud is still on the throne, the 84 year-old monarch is too old to rule. Hence, he named his first-born son with his third wife as regent in 2017. Since then, the 34 year-old Mohammad bin Salman has instituted numerous social reforms in the ridiculously conservative country.

Last year, the Crown Prince received praise when he lifted the ban on women driving cars. Mohammad bin Salman surely must have read the DUNER BLOG on the issue and acted accordingly. In the year since, driving schools have been busy: Over 30,000 women have passed the test and are on the road. Also important: The Prince pardoned the women activists who were arrested for driving cars in protest.

In his two years as regent, Crown Prince Mohammad has instituted a flurry of social reforms. It's clear: he is trying to put men and women on more equal footing. In July, he lifted a much criticized ban as well. Saudi Women can now travel abroad without permission from their male guardian. Any woman over 21 can receive a passport. Likewise, women can now register themselves for marriage and divorce on their own.

We here at the DUNER BLOG cheer Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman for reading our blog and reforming his outrageously conservative country. But let's not forget: He still has a long road ahead of him. On the UN's Gender Inequity Index, Saudi Arabia remains in the bottom ten. Women can drive a car, but they can't live alone nor can they open a bank account. Let's hope the new Crown Prince is an enlightened despot with good in his heart...and not just a worried monarch trying to grab some positive press after the shameful Khashoggi murder.

DEC 6 THE FIVE MOST FAMOUS INTERNET CATS

DEC 6  THE FIVE MOST FAMOUS INTERNET CATS

The Internet mourned the sudden and tragic loss of one its favorite felines. Lil' Bub died on Sunday evening at the age of eight. Instantly, heartfelt messages flooded Facebook. Both Good Morning America and The View (where Lil' Bub had appeared) mentioned Lil' Bub. Why the fuss over a puss? Because cats rule the Internet. Duh! Let's check out the five most famous Internet Cats of all time.

Lil' Bub. The runt of a litter of feral cats, "Aww! Lil' Bub" were the first words Mike Bridavsky said when he picked up the sad kitty. His friends in Bloomington, Indiana were looking for a home for the scraggly, tiny and unwanted runt. A vet visit yielded sad news: Lil' Bub suffered from feline dwarfism. His chin never developed. This resulted in his tongue constantly hanging out. This made for adorable pictures.

Maru. This Scottish Fold cat from Japan holds the Guinness World Record for the most YouTube views of an individual animal. Why? Because Maru absolutely loves getting into boxes. It's fascinating to watch this cat operate. His obsessive personality results in never-ending attempts to squeeze into any sized box. Followers worldwide just can't wait to see what Maru will attempt to do next. His coffee table picture book, I Am Maru, debuted atop the Japan book sales chart.

Colonel Meow. A Himalayan / Persian mix resulted in some extraordinarily long fur in this particular cat. How long? Try a stunning nine inches long...also a verified Guinness World Record! However, it can be argued it's not the shaggy fur that launched Colonel Meow into global Internet celebrity super-status. It's that angry, fearsome dictator scowl. This cat looks more like Chairman Meow to us!

Nala. Like Lil' Bub, Nala was the runt of her family. A Siamese / Tabby mix with absurdly large brown eyes, she was adopted by Varisiri Mathachittiphan. She proudly named him after a Hindu deity. At first, Varisiri dressed up her cat and just e-mailed them to friends and family. But before she knew it...BAM! Nala went viral and now has 2.3 million Instagram followers.

Grumpy Cat. Atlanta based rapper T.I. said it best: "I paved the way for you new cats today." Grumpy Cat was the first cat to dominate online and then sell merchandise. See, things were different in 2006. Back then, cats shared the Internet with adorable puppies and cute babies. Then Grumpy Cat burst onto the scene and changed everything forever. The kitty with the permanent frown was on everything from T-shirts, backpacks, a million memes and...wait for it...women's underwear.

NOV 23 BOLIVIA HAS A NEW "PRESIDENT"

NOV 23  BOLIVIA HAS A NEW "PRESIDENT"

2019 is shaping up to be a banner year for anti-government protests. From the streets of Hong Kong, to the bazaars of Tehran to the subways of Santiago, Chile...people are violently taking their message to the streets. However, only one has resulted in immediate regime change: Bolivia. Last week, the activist-turned-dictator Evo Morales was asked kindly by the military to leave. He instantly agreed and hopped a flight to Mexico City.

The suddenness of Evo's exit left a power vacuum in La Paz. That's when Senator Jeanine Áñez stepped up. With a Bible in her hand, she made a humble plea to the people of Bolivia. "Let me be your interim president. My only objective is to hold new elections." Who could say no? So the unassuming 52 year-old Vice President of the Senate slid into office. That was one week ago. Since then, much has changed in Bolivia.

On Monday, Jeanine did a makeover to the military. On Tuesday she selected new generals and majors. Naturally, she fired all of Morales' cabinet members and replaced them with appointees of her own liking. On Wednesday, Áñez took aim at the state-owned companies that run the economy. They now have new CEO's. What a whirlwind! In short, fourteen years of Socialism was broken down in one week!

While Anez has the backing of the anti-Socialist Trump administration, other allies are few and far between. Evo Morales is an icon of the Latin American left. Venezuela, Mexico and Cuba have all issued statements denouncing Áñez  and refusing the recognize her regime. Back in Bolivia, Evo's Socialist Party still holds a majority in the Senate. In response, La Paz saw a fresh round of protests this week.  This resulted in a Presidential decree from Áñez, granting immunity to her military. On Thursday, nine protesters were shot and killed.

What began as an olive branch has evolved into a briar patch. In an attempt to soothe matters, the UN, EU and the Catholic Church have insisted on a peace conference. They want to remind Áñez that the Bolivian Constitution states that elections must be held within 90 days after the resignation of a President. She replied that elections will happen "soon." In the meantime, let's hope Jeanine delivers on her original promise. She also needs to stop tweeting. Calling Evo Morales a "poor Indian" will not solve anything!