MAY 16 DUNER'S BLOG 500TH POST IS THE LAST

After ten years of weekly blogs, the DUNER BLOG is officially retiring.
No, it has nothing to do with the COVID19 Pandemic!
This is our 500th post, and we had previously decided this landmark would be our last.

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MAY 9 NEOM: SAUDI ARABIA'S CITY OF THE FUTURE

MAY 9  NEOM: SAUDI ARABIA'S CITY OF THE FUTURE

Uh-oh! The Saudis are accused of murdering another activist. This time it's Omar bin Abdulaziz al-Howitat. He's a lesser royal in the former Howitat Kingdom. They famously assisted T.E. Lawrence during World War I. For the last 100 years, they've been largely ignored by the House of Saud. That was before Crown Prince bin Salman decided he wanted to build his dream city on their land. When Omar refused, he was unexpectedly killed. We've posted many angry blogs about Saudi rights, so this time let's investigate NEOM.

THE NAME. You know the prefix. 'Neo' is Greek for new in Arabic as well. The 'M' stands for Mostaqbal, which translates as 'future.' Doesn't the Middle East already have a city of the future? True. For decades, Riyadh has jealously watched Dubai morph into a modern metropolis. The conservative kingdom wants to mirror Dubai, but not with all the immorality. NOTE: NEOM is always capitalized.

THE LOCATION. NEOM is found on the westernmost point of Saudi Arabia. It's close to the border: Jordan, Egypt and Israel are only 40 miles away. It's on the coast of the Red Sea, not the populous Persian Gulf. The region has amazing potential as a tourist destination. Ten miles across the sea is Egypt's Sharm El-Sheikh. This popular resort attracts millions of visitors to its pretty beaches and awesome snorkeling.

THE COST. Are you sitting down? It will cost $500 BILLION DOLLARS to construct a metropolis in a remote corner of the Arabian Desert. Even the Crown Prince bin Salman agrees, calling it "the world's most ambitious project." Fortunately for him, he has direct access to the Public Investment Fund, which has trillions dollars from oil revenue to invest.

THE TECH. Fasten your seat belts! To power NEOM, the world's largest solar and wind plants are being built. To light NEOM at night, scientists are creating a giant artificial moon. To provide water for NEOM, meteorologists will employ cloud seeding to make it rain. To entertain guests, sand on NEOM beaches will glow in the dark. Yes, we saved the best for last. To get around NEOM, people will drive flying cars.

THE UPDATE. Construction on Phase One is nearing the third year. The first project is...logically...the airport. It's only got one runway and only serves commercial flights from the capital. But it has an official code: NUM. Otherwise, development is centered on NEOM BAY. It's a futuristic seaside city modeled after Singapore. The biggest obstacle doesn't involve construction: It involves negative press from murdering opposition. This thwarts foreign investment.

MAY 2 LIST OF VICE PRESIDENTS WHO TOOK OVER MIDTERM

MAY 2  LIST OF VICE PRESIDENTS WHO TOOK OVER MIDTERM

Earlier this week, presumed Democratic Party nominee Joe Biden presented his new Vice-President Selection Committee. Don't laugh: This group could very well shape US History. At 77 years old, Biden would be the oldest US President ever. It's entirely conceivable that Joe will not complete his term. Knowing this, they'll choose the most capable person, right? Wrong. They'll select someone who can get Joe elected in November. Let's examine the ten VP's who took over mid-term and you'll see this repeating trend:

THE WORST: Andrew Johnson. Not mentioned in many history books is how insanely unpopular Lincoln was during his presidency. Although the Union eventually won, his first two years were grim. Over 30,000 Union soldiers had died...yet the Mason/Dixon still held. To gain popularity nationwide for his re-election, he made a bold move. Lincoln dumped New Yorker Hannibal Hamlin and ran with Tennessee Governor Andrew Johnson instead. Everyone knows what happened next. When suddenly thrust into the Oval Office, Johnson proved to be the wrong man to heal our nation. His questionable policies towards re-admitting the Confederate States netted himself America's first impeachment trial.

THE DO-NOTHINGS: Fillmore, Arthur, Coolidge. Each time, these VP's were chosen to balance the ticket for election day...Not for their leadership. New Yorker Millard Fillmore was needed to balance Zachary Taylor's Louisiana slaveholder image. It happened again in 1880, when cosmopolitan Chester A. Arthur was needed to offset the Midwest farmer Garfield. Governor Calvin Coolidge was popular in Boston, where Ohio governor Harding was not. What happened when forced to take over? Not much. Fillmore failed to add Cuba. Arthur slept while Robber Barons took over. Finally, "Silent" Cal's nickname says it all.

THE BUMBLERS: John Tyler, Gerald Ford. Tyler became US President after the death of William Henry Harrison. It was the first time this had happened in American History. Unsure of how to treat the first chief-of-staff who wasn't actually elected, the press nicknamed Tyler "The Accidental President." Gerald Ford had the added distinction of being the only president who wasn't even on the ballot. Both men stumbled through many speeches and press conferences.

THE WINNERS: Teddy Roosevelt, Truman, LBJ. Not surprisngly, when the above seven men finished their terms, none were re-elected. There are the three midterm VP's who succeeded. When eccentric showman Roosevelt was paired with popular incumbent Bill McKinley, the press warned that Crazy Ted was "one heartbeat away" from leading our nation. They were correct, but he proved to be a great leader. Missourian Harry Truman and Texan Lyndon Johnson were also chosen to balance tickets, yet they too became worthy presidents.

APR 25 RAVEN CHICKS HATCH AT TOWER OF LONDON

APR 25  RAVEN CHICKS HATCH AT TOWER OF LONDON

With the Coronavirus pandemic dominating headlines, the DUBER BLOG searches the globe for uplifting stories. This week, we head to London. The Tower of London to be precise. Here, three raven chicks were hatched. Proud parents Huginn and Muninn will oversee the first month of their lives. Ravens grow quickly and quadruple in size in just weeks. Chris Skaife, Tower Ravenmaster, is thrilled: "We're pleased the bloodline is secure. Good news for the Kingdom!"

Are you confused? Let's review the legend. It's said that if the ravens ever leave the Tower of London, the Kingdom of England will fall. Apparently, the Welsh attribute ravens with the powers of protection. When the Northeast turret was built in 1078, the superstition was followed. Ravens roamed the White Tower to guard against another French invasion.

For centuries, the ravens thrived. They even survived the Great Fire. Then everything changed in the year 1675. That's when astronomer John Flansteed complained about the ravens the King Charles II. The birds were interfering with his observations and pooping on his telescopes. At first the King agreed, but then advisors warned him of the superstition. He changed his mind and wise King Charles II took it a step further: A Royal decree was issued demanding at least six ravens be kept in the tower at all times. It was also decided to move all astronomers to Greenwich.

Insuring a raven population in the tower wasn't an issue at the time. The native species were welcome scavengers in dirty Tudor London and flourished. Yet as the city urbanized, the large birds found less and less territory to habit. The last wild one was spotted in Hyde Park in 1826. To keep the raven tradition alive, a Ravenmaster was appointed to the Tower of London to tend to the flock. His biggest test came during WWII. German bombing raids scared the birds to death. Literally. Thankfully, one lived. Gripp survived and the Kingdom continued.

Nowadays, science has helped ensure that if England falls...it won't be raven's fault. In 1987, a captive breeding program was launched. Vets clip one of their wings. This painless process throws off their balance and they can't fly far. Even if they do, they are micro-chipped. Most ravens don't want to leave, because they eat so well. Their diet consists of six ounces of raw meat and biscuits soaked in blood. Once a month, they eat an entire rabbit: Fur helps a raven's digestion.

Over time, the ravens have become semi-domesticated pets. They'll pose surprisingly close to the six million annual visitors the Tower receives. Despite their perceived passivity, don't forget: Ravens are ravenous. In 2004, Thor took a peck at a visiting Vladimir Putin. In 1981, Grog flew to Rose & Punchbowl, an East End pub. Just remember: If you meet the ravens, stay calm and don't lose your head like Lady Jane Grey. After her execution in 1554, the birds picked the eyes out of her severed head.

APR 18 WILDLIFE MAKES A COMEBACK DURING QUARANTINE

APR 18  WILDLIFE MAKES A COMEBACK DURING QUARANTINE

The numerous 'shelter in place' mandates worldwide due to COVID19 have created silent cities and tranquil towns. Shocking images of a deserted Times Square and a car-less LA freeways are not being photo-shopped! All this peace and quiet has resulted in an unexpected scenario. Wild animals are reclaiming their turf! Let's check out five stunning instances:

Coyotes in San Francisco. The dry chaparral that once covered coastal California isn't hospitable to much wildlife. Atop this small food chain is the crafty coyote. Over the last fifty years, suburban sprawl has forced them to live in open land reserves, regional parks and drainage gullies. Yet they continue to survive. Californians...who already know to lock up those pets at night...take note: Coyotes were spotted at the corner of Greenwich and Powell Streets.

Bears in Yosemite. Duh! There's tons of bears in Yosemite. Anyone who has ever camped in the valley knows that it is imperative to place all food in a lock box. Bears have a spectacular sense of smell and they comb campsites day and night. Boy, the bears must be confused these days! Last April, 308,000 people visited the park. This April, the number is zero. Always curious, they are investigating the empty valley. "They are literally walking down the streets" quipped a ranger. "They are having a bear party!"

Deer in Nara. According to Shinto tradition, animals are given ample land in Japan and are never hunted. This has resulted in large deer populations. In the popular medieval capital, Sika deer roam the forests that surround the famed Nara castle. Over time, they have become semi-domesticated, as they are fed rice cakes by the tourists. With the city on lockdown, the hungry deer have ventured past the park and into the city. They're not just foraging in the streets, Sika deer have been spotted in the subway!

Wild Goats in Wales. Of all the urban-animal photos we examined, the one that generated the most questions came from Llandndno, a Welsh town. It shows a herd of enormous Great Orme Kashmiri goats owning the streets. Why are their wild goats from India in the mountains of Wales? They are escaped descendants from a gift from Queen Victoria. "They are mischievous" observed Andrew Stuart as the goats ate his hedges and roses.

Dolphins in Venice. If this sounds too fantastic to be true...that's because it's FAKE NEWS. While the pictures of the crystal-blue canals is true, the dolphins are NOT. However, residents were stunned at how quickly their famed waterways changed. Venice is one island in an enormous lagoon, most of which is protected reserves. With the constant cruise ships gone, schools of fish and clusters of crabs are invading a new island in the marshlands.

APR 11 THE HISTORY OF CORONA BEER

APR 11  THE HISTORY OF CORONA BEER

Beer lovers worldwide panicked on Wednesday when Grupo Modelo announced its suspending production of Corona Extra. See, both the beer and the virus are named after the Latin word Coronam, (Corona in Spanish and Italian), which means 'Crown.' While many people initially searched on "Beer Virus," just the opposite occurred. Sales of Corona beer are up 24% from a year ago. Nope, the reason for the closure is simple: the Mexican government shut down non-essential businesses (beer isn't essential?) until April 30. All of which has many people wondering about the history of this beloved beer, so here goes:

THE ORIGINS. Ellis Island was the top port of entry during the Great Second Migration from Europe to the Americas. Yet nearly a million immigrants also came to the New World through the Mexican port city of Veracruz. These included numerous German brew-masters. They introduced a Viennese lager in Monterrey in 1890 called Negro Modelo. It was a hit. Then, in 1925 they released another popular style back home: The Pale Lager. It was called Corona Extra.

THE BOTTLE. At first, the Corona brand used the same brown bottles as Negra Modelo. See, even today, most beer is placed in dark colored bottles. That's because sunlight...UV rays to be exact...damages the product. Tinted glass protects beer. Nonetheless, the brewers wanted to show off the beautiful golden color of their new lager. They bucked science in favor of marketing and the result was fabulous!

THE LIME. Even more iconic than the clear bottle is Corona beer's famous garnish: A green lime wedge inserted into the bottle's mouth. Millennial beer enthusiasts will tell you: 'The lime adds a citric zest to enhance a tart bouquet and finish.' But if you've ever drank a cerveza at a cantina in humid Jalisco, you know the real reason behind the tradition: Lime keeps flies from swimming in your beer!

THE PUSH: With government help, Grupo Modelo became the top brewer in Latin America. With breweries in the capital and Guadalajara, it looked to expand into other Mexican states. Rather than compete with popular regional brands like Victoria and Pacifico, Grupo Modelo instead just purchased the breweries. Then, in 1976, Corona Beer went viral. It crossed the border and was sold in California and Texas. It instantly became associated with surfers and nachos and was a hit.

THE MERGER. In the 45 years since, sales of Corona have never decreased. It's now available in all 50 states...and 180 countries as well. With $29 million in annual earnings, it's the ninth most popular beer on earth. In the US, it's fifth on the list. Sales for #5 Corona continue to rise, while sales for #1 Bud Light continue to slide. In response, Anheuser-Busch InBev decided: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. They purchased Grupo Modelo in 2013...much in the same manner Modelo bought up Victoria and Pacifico decades earlier.

MAR 28 A QUICK PRIMER ON U.S. COUNTIES

MAR 28  A QUICK PRIMER ON U.S. COUNTIES

While watching the Coronavirus news coverage, many Americans have noticed something different about the CDC. They show statistics based on counties. Normally, cities and states are the standard geographic units used. Wedged in between these two commonly known terms is the often overlooked entity known as the county. Most Federal agencies, including the US Census Bureau, prefer to organize operations using them. So we here at the DUNER BLOG thought we'd offer a quick primer about our curious counties!

THE NAME. The term is French in origin. A 'conte' is region of land containing towns and villages. After 1066, conte became an English word as well. A county was an area of land that was ruled by a count. The royal aspect of the word didn't stop it from becoming an American colonial term as well, and the first county was in Massachusetts. The term county seat, designating the city in charge of government, is wholly American.

HOW MANY? There are a staggering 3,142 separate counties in the United States! Naturally, smaller states have fewer and larger states have more. Delaware has but three counties, while Texas has a whopping 254. (Loving County is the smallest with only 134 people.) Also: This total number includes variant names for counties. Louisiana has 64 parishes...a throwback to the Catholic missionary days. In Alaska and New York City, they call counties boroughs.

THE LARGEST. Not surprisingly, the largest counties occupy the most desolate areas. Covering 20,105 square miles, San Bernardino County in California takes the top spot. This means one individual county is bigger than nine other US states. The vast majority is the Mojave Desert, but two million people now live in the urban south. Second place is Arizona's Coconino County. It's home the Grand Canyon. NOTE: Four Alaskan boroughs are larger in area.

THE MOST POPULATED. With over ten million people, Los Angeles County is #1. It really feels more like a continent than a county. See, there's a Chinatown and a Koreatown. Don't forget Little Tokyo, Little Armenia and Little Ethiopia as well. Next up with five million people is Chicago's Cook County. #3 is Houston's Harris County and #4 is Phoenix's Maricopa County.

THE EXCEPTIONS. As with any field of geography, there are exceptions. For example, New York City is so ginormous, it spills over into five counties. San Francisco and Philadelphia are the only counties that are just one city. Then there's Baltimore and St. Louis, which are free cities without any county jurisdiction. Finally, there's our national capital. Washington is the only district in the USA, and we still can't figure out who is really in control there!  

MAR 21 THE MOST REMOTE PLACES ON EARTH

MAR 21  THE MOST REMOTE PLACES ON EARTH

Coronavirus restrictions have many people feeling uneasy. Social distancing and sheltering at home creates anxiety. It's making urbanites nervous. It's making rural people suspicious. This issue came up during the DUNER-BLOG staff meeting. (Done remotely, of course). We began to wonder...where is the safest and...therefore...the most remote place on earth?

POINT NEMO. If we define remote in terms of isolation, that would mean the place farthest from another landmass. That place is Point Nemo. No, this tiny island is not named after the captain in the Jules Verne novel. Nemo is Latin for 'No One.' True, no one lives there. At 1,400 miles from the closest continent (Antarctica), it takes the title of most remote place on earth. NOTE: Point Nemo is mentioned in the HP Lovecraft story 'The Call of Cthulhu.'

TRISTAN DA CUNHA. This British Oversea Territory lays claim to being the most remote habitated place on earth. Let's see. Located in the South Atlantic Ocean, the nearest mainland is Cape Town, South Africa. The closest islands are the Falklands and St. Helena. All 246 people live on the main island and the other ten are nature reserves. One island in the chain is named 'Inaccessible,' just in case you wanted to try!

LONGYEARBYEN. Svalbard is the 36th largest island in the world. You've likely never heard of it because it is entirely above the Arctic Circle. The capital, Longyearbyen is northernmost city on earth. It's permafrost, meaning the land is frozen year round. So when people die here, they can't be buried here. Also interesting: The 2,000 residents are grossly outnumbered by polar bears. In fact, there's a law requiring residents to carry a firearm, as attacks are frequent.

CRESCENT LAKE. The previous three entries have all been islands. What about the opposite? What place on land is farthest from an ocean shore? Of course it's in Asia...that's the world's largest continent. Located in the middle of an equidistant triangle from the Pacific, Arctic and Indian oceans is a spot in the Xinjiang Province in China's Gobi Desert. Not surprisingly, it is also one of the driest places on earth too. The only place to get water is the tiny oasis of Crescent Lake.

PITCAIRN ISLAND. Our final entry is not only remote geographically, but its also remote socially. With only 53 inhabitants, Pitcairn Island has the smallest population of any national jurisdiction worldwide. Today's residents are all biracial descendants from Tahitians and the 'Mutiny on the Bounty' sailors such as Fletcher Christian. With no air transport, the only visitors are tourist charter boats that arrive six times a year.

MAR 14 RUSSIAN AMUSEMENT PARK 'DREAM ISLAND' OPENS

MAR 14  RUSSIAN AMUSEMENT PARK 'DREAM ISLAND' OPENS

The sudden closure of Disneyland due to Coronavirus precautions has enormous ramifications. The happiest place on earth NEVER closes! Don't panic, readers! Coincidentally, a new amusement park, specifically designed to compete with Disneyland, opened last week in Russia. So let's take a virtual tour of DREAM ISLAND!

THE NAME. Built on an enormously flat island on the Nagatinskaya River, Dream Island is a whopping 30 hectares big. Since it's in Moscow, that means it's going to be freezing for six months a year. (Nothing amusing about that!) Hence, the vast majority of the park in indoors. The center part lies under an impressive glass dome, which is now the largest in Europe. It's modeled after the one in Paris' Gallaries Lafayette, which is now the second largest glass dome in Europe.

THE LAYOUT. It's no secret that Dream Island is Russia's answer to Disneyland...the similarities are everywhere. For example, Dream Island is divided into nine separate lands...just like Fantasyland, Tomorrowland and Adventureland. There's even a version of Epcot Center called the City Promenade. Here you can stroll down four of the world's favorite streets: Barcelona's Las Ramblas, London's Hyde Street, Rome's Via Veneto and Rodeo Drive...all amazingly re-created under a dome in Russia.

THE SPONSORS. Part of Disneyland's magic is being greeted by a costumed Micky, Minnie or Pluto upon arrival To duplicate this feeling, Dream Island searched the globe for similarly beloved characters to serve as 'Greeters.' Here's who they partnered with: For toddlers, there's the Smurfs. Boys get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, while girls can flock to Hello Kitty. There's also some Russian fairy tale characters for the locals.

THE CASTLE. Sleeping Beauty's castle dominated the original Disneyland. Walt came up with the ideal when he visited Neuschwanstein Castle in Bavaria. It follows that Dream Island should also be centered around a Fairy Tale castle. They chose the Snow Queen. Although it looks similar to the castle in the Disney movie Frozen, both are based on a Scandinavian folk tale. It's more palace than castle, but still impressive.

THE FUTURE. On hand for the Dream Island Opening Ceremony was none other than Vladmir Putin himself. With Moscow mayor Sergei Soyanin by his side, they strolled through the gardens and galleries...but didn't go on any of the 27 rides. Putin noted that Dream Island costs much less than Disneyland. It's just 11,000 Rubles ($163) for a family of four. Despite coronavirus fears that shuttered Disneyland, Dream Island will remain open to the public.



 

MAR 7 OUR FAVORITE FIRST LADIES

MAR 7  OUR FAVORITE FIRST LADIES

Possible future first lady Jill Biden made headlines this week. It began as something she'd done dozens of times before: Standing next to husband Joe while he delivered a victory speech. Suddenly, everything changed! A crazed pro-vegan protester jumped on stage and lurched at her hubby. "Let Dairy Die!" she shouted. Instinctively, Jill seized the vegan's wrists and wrested the delusional heckler off stage. Wow!

Often overlooked, we'd like to share our favorite First Ladies:

BRAVEST: Dolley Madison. This trailblazer defined the role of the First Lady as proactive. In fact, she started first as 'White House Hostess' for widower president Thomas Jefferson. Her famous moment came during the War of 1812. America's 'least-thought-through' conflict, we declared war on Britain, despite having no navy. The British simply sailed up the Potomac River and burned DC. With no cellphone to warn her, Dolley was caught by surprise. Rather than flee, she risked her life to save priceless treasures, like the official portrait of George Washington.

SMARTEST: Abigail Fillmore. Continually ranked as one of our most lackadaisical presidents, Fillmore's greatest accomplishment came via his wife. Abigail was scholarly and was aghast when she first arrived at the White House: There was no library! See, the Founding Fathers wanted the library only in Congress. It was 1850 now, and books were for everyone. Abigail received $2,000, which bought a lot of books back then. The complete Shakespeare catalog is still on the shelf.

MOST INDUSTRIOUS: Eleanor Roosevelt. The runaway favorite, Mrs. Roosevelt didn't spend much time in the White House. Nope, Eleanor helped out her wheelchair-restricted husband by doing his job. She went to factories to reassure workers during the Great Depression. She went to England during WWII to reassure American troops. You'd think after fourteen years, the longest-serving First Lady would retire. No way! Eleanor went on the chair the NCAAP and helped form the United Nations.

MOST GLAMOROUS: Jacqueline Kennedy. Prior to Jackie, First Ladies emphasized a domestic look. The favorite was a buttoned-up white blouse. Mrs. Kennedy changed all that. She wore Cassini strapless gowns with tailored coats and chic pillowbox hats to match. She became a worldwide fashion icon. But it didn't stop with herself. Jackie completely re-modelled the White House's dated Victorian interior. Oh! She also raised three kids under ten at the same time.

MOST INSPIRATIONAL: Betty Ford. Prior to Betty, if you went to a shrink it was because you were crazy. Prior to Betty, alcoholics were shameful failures. Then along came Mrs. Ford, who suffered from both aliments . Rather than do the expected--withdraw from society--she actually spoke about her issues. To everyone. Her unprecedented openness regarding personal problems was a game-changer. Today, it is considered the norm for politicians (and the rest of us too) to discuss such

matters.

HONORABLE MENTION: Hilary Clinton is the only First Lady to hold a public office (Senator). Edith Wilson was a de-facto president after Woodrow's stroke was kept secret. Nancy Reagan sat on Mr. T's lap.

FEB 29 FIVE FAST FOOD FAILURES

FEB 29  FIVE FAST FOOD FAILURES

Nutritionists and food critics nationwide gasped in horror this week upon hearing the latest offering from fast food giant Kentucky Fried Chicken: The Chicken and Donut Sandwich. Instead of a bun, the Colonel has substituted two glazed donuts. Eww. However...believe it or not...this isn't the most disgusting fast food failure. Here are five other flops:

McDonald's: McSpaghetti. In the 1980's the Golden Arches made a bold move. Jealous of upstart pizza delivery chain Domino's runaway success, the fast food leader released two new menu items: McPizza and McSpaghetti. As expected, few people think of McDonald's when they want Italian food. Both items failed miserably and were removed from the menu board. NOTE: You can still find the McSpaghetti in the Philippines.

Burger King: Lucky Charms Shake. McDonald's top rival, Burger King, has its share of gaffes too. Enter the Lucky Charms Shake. In partnership with General Mills Foods, a publicity blitz announced this horrific creation. To clarify: Only the marshmallows from Lucky Charms were added to the soft vanilla ice cream, not the cereal part. This was a mistake, as this creation was even too sugary for sugar-loving kids.

Taco Bell: Seafood Salad. In the eighties, Taco Bell was also expanding and trying new things. So the Mexican fast food chain released a seafood salad, in hopes of luring in the healthy eating demographic. It came nicely prepared in a tostada shell, with pieces of fish and baby shrimp. The only problem was seafood spoils quickly and the staff was not prepared. After multiple reports of food poisoning, Taco Bell ran for the border and yanked it.

Jack In the Box: Frings. Back in 1979, a marketing guy came up with a simple idea. Why make people choose between French Fries and Onion Rings? Let's put them together in the same box! An enormous advertising campaign launched "Frings" to the nation. Turned out that people either liked fried onions OR fried potatoes. A year later, Frings were unceremoniously removed from the menu.

Pizza Hut: Hot Dog Pizza Bites. Again, just because two items are popular on a menu doesn't mean they should be served together. Pizza Hut disregarded this logic and in 2015, they combined two American favorites: Pizza and Hot Dogs. See, the mini wienies are wrapped into the pizza's crust. The whole abomination was served with a side of mustard. Double Yucky!

FEB 22 THE BEST NBA HALFTIME PERFORMERS

FEB 22  THE BEST NBA HALFTIME PERFORMERS

Shakira and J-Lo's spectacular halftime performance wowed the world at the Super Bowl earlier this month. Just how good was it? The two sultry singers were watched by more people than the actual game itself! Which got the DUNER BLOG staff wondering and researching. It turns out the NBA has the best halftime performers. Here's our favorites:

RED PANDA (Krystal Liu). If you've been fortunate enough to see this acrobat perform, you know how unforgettable she is. First, she climbs atop a five-foot high unicycle. Steadily keeping her balance by rocking back-and-forth with the pedals, she places a large ceramic bowl on top of her head. Next, she catches more bowls and then tosses them into the one already on her head! Krystal does so in a delightful dress, high heels on her feet and a charming smile on her face. In all the polls and surveys we found on this subject, Ped Panda was always the top choice.

THE GREAT BALANCER (Kevin Shiflett). As a kid, Kevin was obsessed with balancing things on his chin. He started with small stuff like a broom or his grandpa's cane. He began to perform in church and school

events, but like any other great athlete, he kept pushing boundaries, moving up to chairs, bikes and even a wheelbarrow. As the objects got bigger, so did the gigs. In fact, Kevin has made a career of his odd talent. And to think: His dad probably thought it was a waste of time!

QUICK CHANGE (Doug & Dania Mass). Originally from the Moscow Circus, Dania honed the art of instant costume change. Dating back to Vaudeville, it involves wearing different outfits underneath each other. Sewn in a way that allows for instant disrobing, it is eye-candy for the audience. When Dana met Doug, an American who also performs the act, magic happened. They added some ballroom dancing and have performed not just at NBA games, but also on Oprah, AGT and GMA.

ALL AMERICAN FRISBEE DOGS (John Casey). Nothing gets an audience in a frenzy like a doggie chasing down a frisbee. It always seems like there is NO CHANCE the pooch can catch up with the flying disc. Then...at the last second...Fido sprints! Next, he jumps amazingly high and snatches the frisbee in his mouth. The crowd goes wild! Trainer John Casey knows this and has taken his dogs to the next level. What makes this group stand out amongst the others is the fact that John only uses rescue dogs in his act.

FEB 15 POODLE WINS BEST OF SHOW AT WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW

FEB 15  POODLE WINS BEST OF SHOW AT WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW

Meet Siba. She's a gorgeous Standard Poodle who just won the prestigious Westminster Dog Show. It's not an easy accomplishment! Siba had to beat out 2,500 other pooches spread out over 204 different breeds. Her victory ended a long, 29-year drought for Poodles at Westminster: The last top finish was a dog named Whisperwind back in 1991. Way to go, Siba!

Never heard of the Westminster Dog Show? Dating back to 1877, it's the second oldest sporting event in the USA. (The Kentucky Derby is two years older). It began with a group of sportsmen who met regularly at the nearby Westminster Hotel. The first event only had 'Gun Dogs:' Setters and pointers who aid in hunting. The winners were awarded pistols. In the 144 years since, the show has grown in popularity. It's always been held at Madison Square Garden, from its humble start as an outdoor grandstand with bleachers to the state-of-art arena it is today.

Back to Siba. As we said, it wasn't easy for her to grab that prize ribbon. Here's the path: First, she competed against similar breeds in her categoy. For Siba, this is 'Non-Sporting Group,' which includes Boston Terriers, Bulldogs, Chow-Chows and Dalmatians...to name a few. They are judged in three competitions. Siba did best on the examination. Who couldn't lover her silky sable locks? Next, she dazzled the judges with an elegant trot. Finally, Siba flew through the agility competition--a doggie obstacle course filled with jumps, hoops, tunnels and a seesaw.

Having won the 'Non-Sporting' crown, Siba advanced to the elite seven dogs competing for the coveted Best of Show prize. This is when the competition got really tough. She had to outshine Wilma the Boxer in the examination. She had to run faster than Conrad the Shetland Sheepdog in the agility race. Things became dicey when Siba faced up with Daniel the Golden Retriever for the trot. This delightful 5 year-old dog was clearly the fan favorite. His shiny blond tresses and puppy-dog eyes lit up the jumbotron at MSG. The crowd roared!

However, crowds don't determine 'Best of Show' winners....judges do. The scores were counted, Siba grabbed a close victory and won the blue ribbon! To celebrate, Siba ate a McChicken sandwich for McDonalds, convienently located inside the building. As for Daniel the Golden Retriever, his owner says he's "happy to be home and hanging out." After all, Daniel is a dog and has no idea he was the best hope for a first-ever win for a Golden Retriever...despite being the most popular breed in the US.